Captain Kirk scared of space

He's not actually scared of space, he's scared of the vomit the trip might cause, not to mention the possibility of some fiery explosion, fatal crash, and some kind of horrible death that might be involved in the first passenger space flight in 2008...

I wouldn't want to be on the first flight either... I mean, this isn't Rearden Metal railroad we're talking about. Still, after crashes have killed the first few hundred thrill-seekers and all the problems get worked out, space travel would be extremely exciting!

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